Terms of Use for This Website

Last updated: October 2026

These terms cover how you use officerssuck.living and the services Officerssuck Plumbing offers through it. You agree to them when you browse the site, call the number on it, or send a form. This is a general template. It is not legal advice.

What We Do

Officerssuck Plumbing is a referral and marketing service. We link homeowners with independent plumbing providers. We do not do plumbing, drain cleaning, sewer work, or any repair. We are not part of any deal you make with a provider.

Providers Work on Their Own

The providers you meet through us are independent businesses. Each one alone is responsible for its estimates, prices, schedule, workmanship, permits, licenses, insurance, and conduct. We do not hire, manage, or control them. We make no promise about when they are available to come, how fast they respond, or how their work turns out.

Before you hire anyone, check their credentials. Ask for proof of insurance. Get the estimate in writing.

General Information, Not Advice

The content here is general information. It is not professional, legal, insurance, or money advice. Cost ranges are typical U.S. figures. They change from job to job, and they are not quotes. Confirm the details with a qualified provider and with your insurer.

What We Ask of You

Give us accurate details when you reach out. Use the site only for lawful reasons. Do not misuse it, disrupt it, or try to get in without permission.

Calls, Texts, and Email

When you call or send a form, you agree that we and the provider we connect you with may contact you about your request. This may be by phone, text, or email. Calls may be tracked or recorded for quality and billing. You can ask us to stop at any time. Just email contact@officerssuck.living.

Who Owns the Content

The site content and design belong to Officerssuck Plumbing or those who license it to us. Do not copy it or reuse it for business purposes without permission.

Limits on Our Liability

The law sets the outer limit here. Within that limit, Officerssuck Plumbing is not liable for loss or harm that comes from using this site. That also covers harm from a provider's services or from any deal between you and a provider. The site is offered as is, with no warranties of any kind.

Changes to These Terms

We may change these terms at any time. If you keep using the site after a change, you accept the new terms.

Questions

Have a question about these terms? Email contact@officerssuck.living.